I'm sorry for the lack of posts. I am the busiest of all weasel-fearing beavers.
Today, I show you the greatest of all inventions, the hood thong. Created in December in secret as a secret santa present for my coworker Matt because he said he wanted one. Don't tell him it was me. Here modeled by my brother, who doesn't fit it, and who is inappropriately clothed.
Orange stretch velour, bedazzler.
DO YOU WANT ONE TOO NOW? I CAN SEE YOU DO. Right there. in your eye.